[post from Terezi's communicator- locked to Eridan 40%]

[cuttlefishcull]

Eridan!
Are you ok? Terezi said you were back and
Just answer ok?

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[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

Magic- wait were you a wizard?

[caligulasaqua]

Yeah. And a pretty awesome one, too.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

[she has to smile a bit at that] And I didn't get to see? Shoot, did you have a hat and robe and everything?

[caligulasaqua]

Of course I did, it'd be pretty hard to be a proper wizard without those. It was pretty awesome. Rose was one too.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised your not carping about being a human for so long. It wasn't so bad, hm?

[caligulasaqua]

Well, that part sucked. A lot.

But if I had to be a human at least I wasn't just some mug- I mean, normal one. That would have sucked.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

What was it like? Being human I mean- besides 'awful' or 'terrible.' [She tries to say those two words in Eridan's normal tone.]

[caligulasaqua]

I guess it was alright, some of the time. Mostly 'cause I didn't know I'd ever been anythin' else so I thought I was pretty much the most awesome person around.

...It wasn't really too different from bein' a troll, though, really, except for not bein' as great as I am now. I guess there was less killin' people too. [and less romance drama, although he's not going to say that to her right now. :| the beeping starts up again when he thinks about that, although it dies down again pretty fast.]

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

Duh, if you were a wizard you wouldn't be like that guy in the movie, the snake one. [This was a little awkward to say considering he apparently killed her. She brushes past that, now was definitely not the time.]

Eridan- [The beeping makes her frown but when it dies down she relaxes.]

[caligulasaqua]

[Because just being a huge blood purist is totally better, obviously.] I guess so. I think he had kinda the right idea, though.

[of course, just her pointing out the beeping starts it up again because now he's thinking about it again. and he really doesn't want to blow up, not now with Fef watching and it just isn't stopping yet.]

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

[Muggle genocide doesn't sound like him at all either :|]

[When the beeping starts again she tentatively grasps his arm. Grabbing his hand was a little strange considering where they were.] Tell me more about it! What was it like doing magic, huh?

[caligulasaqua]

[of course not you must be thinking of someone else. Eridan would never try to genocide people that aren't as good as him.]

[And physical contact with Fef is probably not a great thing here since it does absolutely nothing to stop the beeping. But questions, okay, he can focus on that. Maybe. It's just like when he was talking to Ter earlier.] It was okay. I guess. It'd be better if I could still do it.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, I always mistake him for people like that no good Kanaya, dropping the matriorb right in the way of a blast of science. Some people man.]

[Being a touchy-feely person makes it hard for her not to touch to try and make him feel better. Oh troll romance, you make life so exciting.] Maybe you can! You should glub at that wizard guy, you know? I can't remember his name... the one who wanted to show off tricks!

[caligulasaqua]

[Exactly, it is completely everyone else's fault and Eridan is blameless as always. He is a very selfless and kind person.]

Yeah, maybe. I guess. I dunno if it's really somethin' I could learn though, it's kinda special and shit. [and no more beeping!]

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

[if only the world conformed to his ideal world view. Also she grins a little- victory! Beeping temporarily stopped]

You could try! I mean what makes a wizard and wizard anyway?

[caligulasaqua]

Well, it's just somethin' you're born with. And your blood's important, too, 'cause if you aren't a pureblood then you suck.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

Bluh, blood. [she rolls her eyes] Even human wizards have stuff with it, huh?

[caligulasaqua]

Of course they do. Blood is always important.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

Not for humans! Normal humans at least, I mean not in Eddie's world what I can remember.

[caligulasaqua]

Maybe he just doesn't care. Like Gam doesn't care at all, but that doesn't mean it's not important to trolls. Maybe Eddie's just weird.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

I think it was more because everyone had more important things to worry about there, like wars and rebellions and stuff. [she shrugs] Which is weird because we totally had that stuff too and it was still always carping about blood everywhere.

[caligulasaqua]

So that doesn't prove anythin'. He's weird anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if he was just bein' weird about blood, too. That must be why you get along.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

It proves you don't have to worry about blood! Sort of. [not really but you know] Do you like Eddie? I mean you get along with Sasha blenny well, right?

[caligulasaqua]

I haven't really talked to him a lot. Only when I got you that trident.

I don't think he really likes me all that fuckin' much.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

What, why? [she pauses before she can't help a small, amused smile] You ordered him around, didn't you?