[post from Terezi's communicator- locked to Eridan 40%]

[cuttlefishcull]

Eridan!
Are you ok? Terezi said you were back and
Just answer ok?

Comments

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

I'm sure- it'll be great, you'll see!

Well do you know more about humans now that you were one for a week?

[caligulasaqua]

Fine, then. But you've got to stay when I meet him, I'm not doin' it by myself.

...I guess so. Not that it really matters.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

I will, I will! Or else you'll carp, I know.

It does! You're so glubbing lucky, it must have been pretty cool. Humans are funny like that.

[caligulasaqua]

No I won't.

And it wasn't lucky, it was stupid. And I didn't learn a thing about them I didn't already know.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

What about human romance? It has to make more sense, right?

[caligulasaqua]

It already made sense, it just sucked. And it still sucks.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

Carp, carp- I don't get it I guess. It seems nicer sometimes I think, easier or something.

[caligulasaqua]

It's only easier 'cause you're only dealin' with one quadrant. And 'cause you don't always feel like you hate everyone.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever hated anyone like that anyway. [she pauses] Well... Aradia used to get me pretty steamed. She didn't care about anyone and just- it doesn't matter I guess!

[caligulasaqua]

...Seriously? I thought you weren't ready for blackrom or whatever.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

I didn't think so either! She just got me so mad sometimes, she never listened and she never tried to understand anyone and she hurt people without even thinking about what she was glubbing... she was so great when she was alive that week though.

[she frowns.] Blackrom is hard.

[caligulasaqua]

All romance is hard. But blackrom's not that hard, not once you get it figured out.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

How do you figure it out then? There must be a secret.

[caligulasaqua]

You just do, I guess. I dunno.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

Well... I guess it's like fate, you know? When you find the right person to hate it just makes sense.

[caligulasaqua]

Yeah, it is. Sort of. At least, that's how it is with me and Sol. [just ignore those sweeps of pining after Vriska. and all the other people he hateflirts with.]

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

[she wisely does not mention the 'V' word.] I don't think Aradia was really meant to be anyway, you know? She's actually really nice when she isn't all weird and robotic.

[caligulasaqua]

She's alright, I guess. You'd probably know if she was the one, I think. I just don't really see you hatin' anyone, really.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I didn't really like hating her either- I don't know how you do it, it's so tiring and hard.

[caligulasaqua]

It's not that tirin' or hard. It's pretty easy to hate some people.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

Not for everyone! I mean even Jack isn't so bad when he's not just stabbing everybody.

[caligulasaqua]

No, I mean if they're really your kismesis. Or if we're not talkin' about you.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

Is it like something that just clicks when you find your kismesis? I mean, is it different from how you felt with Vriska?

[caligulasaqua]

It's way different than with Vris. It's got to be, otherwise I'd still be black with her.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

Well does it feel different? That's what I mean!