cuttlefishcull | [post from Terezi's communicator- locked to Eridan 40%]

[Muggle genocide doesn't sound like him at all either :|]

[When the beeping starts again she tentatively grasps his arm. Grabbing his hand was a little strange considering where they were.] Tell me more about it! What was it like doing magic, huh?

[of course not you must be thinking of someone else. Eridan would never try to genocide people that aren't as good as him.]

[And physical contact with Fef is probably not a great thing here since it does absolutely nothing to stop the beeping. But questions, okay, he can focus on that. Maybe. It's just like when he was talking to Ter earlier.] It was okay. I guess. It'd be better if I could still do it.

[Yeah, I always mistake him for people like that no good Kanaya, dropping the matriorb right in the way of a blast of science. Some people man.]

[Being a touchy-feely person makes it hard for her not to touch to try and make him feel better. Oh troll romance, you make life so exciting.] Maybe you can! You should glub at that wizard guy, you know? I can't remember his name... the one who wanted to show off tricks!

[Exactly, it is completely everyone else's fault and Eridan is blameless as always. He is a very selfless and kind person.]

Yeah, maybe. I guess. I dunno if it's really somethin' I could learn though, it's kinda special and shit. [and no more beeping!]

[if only the world conformed to his ideal world view. Also she grins a little- victory! Beeping temporarily stopped]

You could try! I mean what makes a wizard and wizard anyway?

Well, it's just somethin' you're born with. And your blood's important, too, 'cause if you aren't a pureblood then you suck.

Bluh, blood. [she rolls her eyes] Even human wizards have stuff with it, huh?

Of course they do. Blood is always important.

Not for humans! Normal humans at least, I mean not in Eddie's world what I can remember.

Maybe he just doesn't care. Like Gam doesn't care at all, but that doesn't mean it's not important to trolls. Maybe Eddie's just weird.

I think it was more because everyone had more important things to worry about there, like wars and rebellions and stuff. [she shrugs] Which is weird because we totally had that stuff too and it was still always carping about blood everywhere.

So that doesn't prove anythin'. He's weird anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if he was just bein' weird about blood, too. That must be why you get along.

It proves you don't have to worry about blood! Sort of. [not really but you know] Do you like Eddie? I mean you get along with Sasha blenny well, right?

I haven't really talked to him a lot. Only when I got you that trident.

I don't think he really likes me all that fuckin' much.

What, why? [she pauses before she can't help a small, amused smile] You ordered him around, didn't you?

No! I don't order people around. He just doesn't like me for no reason at all. [yeah, he totally ordered him around. :|]

[Ok, she has to laugh] You did! Either way, I'm sure you just got off on the wrong foot- flipper- you know!

No, I just told him I needed him to make you a weapon. That's all, it wasn't even anythin' close to an order.

...I guess you might be right, though. Maybe. He seemed a little happier with me after a bit. [once he stopped telling him what to do and actually used his manners, of course. but cause and effect mean nothing to Eridan.]

Eridan, I am pretty glubbing sure telling someone they need to do something is an order.

I bet he is! I told him you were pretty cool you know.

But he was offerin' to make weapons, I just told him I needed one too. I don't see what the big deal is.

...You really told him that?

What if you were offering to help and someone ordered you around, hm? You'd get so steamed.

Duh! You should come meet Eddie properly sometime Eridan, he's great and you're great, it'd be great!

But I didn't order him, I just told him I needed one for you. Because he was offerin'. He was the one who got all rude about it.

You really think he'd wanna meet me?

Ok, what did you glub exactly? Did you say please?

Of course, why wouldn't he? If you're polite that is.

Of course I did. Eventually.

I dunno, I still don't really get humans. They're fuckin' weird.

Hmmm, I bet you said please all grudgingly.

They're not too weird! Well ok, sometimes they are, I'm getting kind of used to it though. It's been so long, you know?

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